Thursday, October 30, 2008

Grouper - "dragging a dead dear up a hill"


soooo goood. I discovered them on this blog: And So On... As It Was. There are some downloadable samples there.

André Benjamin


Andre 3000's new clothing line is great! Knickers are always a good idea.

The Catorialist / The Sartorialist


The Sartorialist is a great fashion blog.



The The Catorialist is a great cat fashion blog.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Smegma


smegma is a sebaceous secretion in the folds of the skin, esp. under a man's foreskin. in males, smegma helps keep the glans moist and facilitates sexual intercourse by acting as a lubricant. smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin. apparently, some people have issues with this definition. I wish i had some sebaceous fluid under my foreskin. oh, wait. somebody chopped that off a long time ago.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Hasidic Jews


Omg... they are just doing something different all the time. Today the men were gathering by the manhattan side of the williamsburg bridge... but these were different jews than the south williamsburg cultish ones... they had different hats and didn't have the curls and were obviously not quite as conservative. there was an additional group of them closer to my neighborhood carrying a big flag that said "moshiach", which is the jewish messiah. it must be messiah day or something. This is the group of jews i want to get in with. some of them seemed more than a little gay.



The Williamsburg Jews are becoming creepier and creepier to me. the children scare me the most. i still think some of the men are really hot.

"Kiryas Joel, an Orthodox Jewish enclave in southern Orange County, grew faster than any other community in New York State between 2000 and 2006, according to an analysis by The New York Times of Census Bureau data released this morning.

Kiryas Joel grew by 51 percent, to 20,071 residents from 13,273, over the six-period period. The village was incorporated in 1977 as an offshoot of a Satmar Hasidic sect in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. As Fernanda Santos reported last August, the community has had a high rate of natural growth, in part because under their religious beliefs, birth control is banned and women get married young and stay in the village." - New York Times

and they were sending death threats to this cutie because he wanted to be in a movie with Natalie Portman.

Monday, October 20, 2008

The Left Banke


I knew absolutely nothing about this band until two days ago. They can be found in Wikipedia's list of "two-hit-wonders" They sing "Don't Walk Away Renee" which I love... and "Pretty Ballerina" which is definitely my favorite song of the moment. the way he sings "brilliant" is all trilly and great. there is something really fabulous about their string arrangements and pretty harmonies. Both songs are about Renee, the bassist's girlfriend, who the 16 year old singer had a crush on. isn't that cute? wikipedia

Julie London


she's a redhead. her voice is so sensual. if you are not familiar with her.... you should be. You may have heard her hit 1956 single, "Cry Me A River", in such films as "V for Vendetta" and "The Girl Can't Help It". The song was originally written for Ella Fitzgerald... who, by the way, is not as great as Julie... but the song contains the word "plebeian"... and it wasn't appropriate for a black woman of the day to be talking about herself as plebeian.

She is also known for her amazing album covers:







"Julie London emerged as the consummate cocktail siren. Movie star, club performer, recording artist, and occasional television personality, she was also the perfect physical type for conveying aerodynamic glamour in the new age of mass-produced Frididaires and televisions. She was a blend of Dionysian flesh and Detroit steel, streamlined car and cocktail shaker combined. Her cool, sleek supple contours, cobalt blue eyes, and high tech vocals satisfied America's fascination for what Marshall McLuhan called "the assembly line goddess."

Julie London's music also incited a fresh repertoire of amorous sexual responses, making romance more a matter of environment than emotion. Many of her songs are less about passion than about its accoutrements: the jewels, the satin sheets, the colognes, the after-office dinners, and, best of all, the cocktail interlude when many pecuniary deals are forged."
-Joseph Lanza